where to move?

come on down to tennessee , to the appalachian mountains, no income tax, decent property tax, get close to the tn,va,ky, area, no tax on groceries in ky, gas is 1.41 a gallon , small farms at 2 thousand an acre,moonshine in a mason jar, and all the women have long black hair........hanging out from under their arm pits,,lol,,, is a great place to live, moved here from chicago.