where to move?

Don't move to Texas

Haha, I lived there for a few years back in the eighties. Poisonous snakes (all 4 kinds found in the U.S.) cockroaches, chiggers (red bugs) scorpions... And the heat was almost unbearable with the high (100%) humidity at over 100* in the summer. One winter my pipes all froze and I had to stay with friends. But all that being said, some really great people down there and definitely the BEST BBQ around!!