Stupid Scammers

I used to be the "world champion" (no, I wasn't) messing with back when we had landline telemarketers.

Guys calls, I don't know, "insurance"

I tell him "Can you hang on a minute, my wife was just talking about this the other day"

"Sure, be glad to, etc"

So I push that out, 1, 2, 3 minutes

"Still with us?"

"Sure."

"Sorry, she took longer than expected. She'll be here in a minute."

"OK"

So I push THAT out, 2, 3 minutes

"Hello?"

"YES?"

Sorry this took so long. Look, man, I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED AND HAVE NO WIFE!!!!"

and hung up the phone.

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