Stupid Scammers
I used to be the "world champion" (no, I wasn't) messing with back when we had landline telemarketers.
Guys calls, I don't know, "insurance"
I tell him "Can you hang on a minute, my wife was just talking about this the other day"
"Sure, be glad to, etc"
So I push that out, 1, 2, 3 minutes
"Still with us?"
"Sure."
"Sorry, she took longer than expected. She'll be here in a minute."
"OK"
So I push THAT out, 2, 3 minutes
"Hello?"
"YES?"
Sorry this took so long. Look, man, I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED AND HAVE NO WIFE!!!!"
and hung up the phone.
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