Stupid Scammers

I lived in a house once that had a recycled phone number and it just so happened that the person who had that number before me didn't like to pay his bills and creditors were calling about every other day

at first I was very polite, but eventually I got tired of it, and rather then explaining the whole thing I just told them "yeah, hes here, but he cant come to the phone right now, hes passed out drunk in the back yard"

well, one day I get a call for a Melissa
id never heard of her, so I gave my standard reply, "yeah, shes here, but she cant come to the phone right now, shes passed out drunk in the back yard"

the guy calling me went crazy
he was very mad I "let his 14 year old get drunk"