Stupid Scammers

Many years ago when I would get calls trying to sell me windows, siding or roofing I would tell them I was renting, when the calls were for chemlawn I told them I was in an apartment. One time after saying I was in an apartment the guy responded "what, there's not supposed to be any apartments on this list!"

Way back when a siding salesman called my friends house at mealtime, his father answered, acted interested, led the guy on for ten minutes or so, then asked him, "how are you going to fasten the siding on to my brick?"