How NOT to build an economical or powerful 'teen

So, you're telling me that the shiny intake manifold didn't add 40 HP?

No, you need a fartcan muffler and a Type R sticker to go on the decklid next to the car model name, and a tattoo of Japanese words (that say Stoopid roundeye) on your neck or arms. THEN you'll get that 40 HP. :wack: