Here's a new one

Where are you getting all these so cheap? Around here "they don't exist"
318s are all over here. You can buy a 4x4 Durango with many issues that is drivable without issues that would hurt the engine under $600- sometimes Dakotas and sometimes Jeeps- usually not Rams. 360 same are sometimes as cheap. 318s line the rows at the u-pull with "runs and drives" written on many of the windows and the engines usually go out of the vehicle with decent miles under $300.