men and dogs

I wonder if next we should make an effort to put wild animals on leashes too. You know, for there safety and more importantly, the longevity of the brakes in our cars.

Hey, if you want to keep wild animals safe, why don't we move those deer crossing signs away from the roads. If they aren't crossing where we're trying to drive, then they'll be safer and people will stop hitting them with their cars!

Makes about as much sense as leashing them...