parking dick head..

This dick nextdoor parks his car (parallel) in the middle of two spots when he leaves for work, Then when he gets home for work he moves the car and parks behind it.. Ive seen him do it enough times...

Today after work I get home and theres no parking.. so im looking at this dicks car and thinking F this guy... I drive a little subaru..
I squesed my little subaru one inch inch off his front bumper, His car AINT GOING NOWHERE tonight!!!

HA ha, I would have loved to see his face when he pulled up and realised FU#k Not only is my car not able to pull out but he gonna be looking for parking and walking his *** home in the rain!!

Its the little things in life that bring me joy!!