parking dick head..

When guys would take up more than one parking spot at work, I would pull my car in so the pass door was 1-4" from their driver door, so they had to go in from the passenger side...

Hopefully that gave them the hint to park correctly...

I had a beater, so I didn't care about the paint...


Another time my @sshole neighbor didn't like that I parked in front of his house, so he parked his car in front of my house. I parked one of my cars 1" from his front bumper and another of my cars 1" from his rear bumper so he couldn't get out... He called the police to get me to move my car, but has never parked in front of my house again....