parking dick head..

When guys would take up more than one parking spot at work, I would pull my car in so the pass door was 1-4" from their driver door, so they had to go in from the passenger side...

Hopefully that gave them the hint to park correctly...

I had a beater, so I didn't care about the paint...

Your sons Jeep I bet :D it has been beat up here and there :D
I would like to have a ticket book and put it on his car and I would sign it Your Wife :D