Stupid looking POS

My neighbor (across the street) called and told my Wife to have me come check out the car he just bought.
Problem is, I have already seen it out there and it is one of the stupidest looking POS I have seen in awhile and I don't trust myself to not say it.

A white 80's Monte Carlo with black windows lifted about a foot over stock with the dumbest looking 24' rims I have ever seen in my life.
Not even spokes but looks like a bunch of crumpled up tinfoil for a wheel with tires about 3-4 inches to narrow for the rim so it actually runs on the sidewalls.

Great, now every time I go out my front door I get to see this gangsterized POS sitting right in front.