Wanting 500 hp (or close) out of a stock stroke 360

My 2006 monte carlo ss ran 14.2 quarter...144 mph in 4th gear at 4400 rpm.rev limiter.yes i had the car built..FwD...TOO.Things changed at the big 3 after that...great highway car...5.3:finga:All stock then.326.4 cid .a 340 duster stock WITH scat pack 391 gears ran around the same,only in the quarter.70,71

you telling us your 2006 monte carlo ran 144mph in the 1/4 mile but only 14.2 et???