Hilariously bad business names...,and sharing good/bad Americana...

About four years ago,was in Northern California on vacation. Always drive the back roads,looking for that "Americana feel". Near Oakhurst(?) see a bar, with the usual amount of Harley's out front. The interesting part: The business was named the " Dirty Donkey",& and the road sign was written on an white easel board,with erasable marker. Absolutely, my kind of place!(lol!).. My sister didn't feel like wise,so we compromised...
Share the strange Americana, you have run into...(I dare you,lol...)