Mistakes you only make once

Friend of mine told me if he said he was getting married the third time - SHOOT HIM! Saw him the other day and he cursed me for not owning a gun!

I got seperated ribs a few years back when the wind caught a sheet of plywood I was taking off a roof. The next day at work they really started bothering me so I thought taping them might help. Only thing I had handy was duct tape (Good ole Duct it or *#@& it, right?) WELL, dumbass here took his shirt off to wrap myself! Nuff Said!!!