The Art of the Deal

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her,
how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the
keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See
you later, grandpa.”

Never mess with the elderly!