Youth and muscle cars

I am glad to see it. Most young kids into cars today are dumbass tuner punks who don't know one end of a dipstick from another, don't know what the bill of a hat is for, don't know that a waist is to keep your pants around and think cars that sound like a continuous fart are cool. Idiots.

We have this one guy JUST like that always comin in the store askin the stupidest stuff. One day he came in askin for ZERO GAUGE speaker wire. I kid you not. I stuck my thumb out and said zero gauge is "about that big". He just stared at me.