Stop in for a cup of coffee

that reminds me a nice little insult I like to use once in a while - "oh, I've been called worse by better" - - takes most people a few moments to realize they have been dissed.. :D

You are correct. Most people these days either aren't smart enough or don't pay attention enough to get most things. I had a plaque in my office that said "Everyday is Better than the Next". My boss thought it was a one of those positive, motivational things..