My car was so lonely!

Ok, I can believe the part about there was 900 cars and you have the one solitary Abody, but the beer not being able to console you I can't go for.
I figure anybody who lives in Las Vegas on purpose MUST be drunk all the time, because that is the only way I can imagine anyone would live there.

Now you know me. :D

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I was thinking thus about Arizona! Now you know me! :cheers:LOL