hold your horses junior, there is only 6 eggs in there, but an entire pack of spam AND an entire pack of bacon (minus what I ate while cooking of course)
can you think of anything more manly to toss in there?
oh, and by the way, it was delicious :p
as for my man card, I think it is under my handgun, in the glovebox of my 400 plus HP rear wheel drive duster