Something stupid tattooed
That's too funny.
Years ago a few of us were sitting around drinking and ahem, well you know. One of the guys there kept begging a friend of mine to give him a tattoo, well, after he asked for the enth time, she agreed and said OK as long as I can pick what I want and where I want to put it..
Well, this is what he ended up with, on his right rear cheek.