CAR NICKNAMES>>>>

my wife and me have been going though trying to find a cool nick name for my 1973 dart swinger 2-dr. will be b5 blue, has meat, and skinny's, attitude, NOS, exhaust and roll bar, street legal and tame enough to drive to work and back, right now still in white primer....
she like ....GAS-A-Hollic..... time warp.... time machine.... money pit 2...what ideas do you all have? was looking for something muscly, but not wimpy... maybe a cartoon character that I haven't thought of yet, its is a build up form the late 1970's- early 1980's... my era of street cars.... will be figuring out a paint scheme soon... black landau top, black six pack scoop, black interior , black bumble bee stripe with wing, and b-5 light blue, looking to name n the rear trunk lid...