Went into Canadian Tire auto parts department to buy a gasket for a Holley carburetor. 20ish kid at the the counter.
Me: I need a gasket for a Holley carburetor.
Kid: (Silence...deer in head lights stare....)
Me: ok...maybe a gasket kit?
Kid: Let me get my Manager
Manager comes over....looks even younger than the kid that is trying to help me
Me: Hi....I need a gasket for a Holley carburetor.
Manager Kid: Sir....this is the auto parts department! We only sell parts that go on cars here.
Me: ( Jaw drops ) Okey Dokey....can I talk to someone old enough to grow pubic hair please....
Me: I need a gasket for a Holley carburetor.
Kid: (Silence...deer in head lights stare....)
Me: ok...maybe a gasket kit?
Kid: Let me get my Manager
Manager comes over....looks even younger than the kid that is trying to help me
Me: Hi....I need a gasket for a Holley carburetor.
Manager Kid: Sir....this is the auto parts department! We only sell parts that go on cars here.
Me: ( Jaw drops ) Okey Dokey....can I talk to someone old enough to grow pubic hair please....