How not to kill your Torqueflite transmission!

I never knew that.....I have to wonder if my dad did anything like that with his '61, '64, or '67 C body Wagons....
It sure has that Popular Mechanics "HEY, Dad" artwork thing going on!
I never was too bothered about waiting for a converter to pump up.
Not nearly as much as I was having a rear clutch pack weld stuck.