Attention Panhandlers...

I told my boss I was thinking about getting a part time job, but there was too much competition. All the good street corners are taken. I see one guy standing at an intersection all the time, looking at a McDonalds and Wendy's both with "now hiring" on their road signs. Guess working fast food is beneath them, but begging isn't. Maybe I'm a jerk, but I won't give any of them a dime.