butchered names....

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Had a patient with the name Anil Berry and another who was a little girl called Melena
 
went to college with Christopher P. Dick. Yes, friends------Chris-P-Dick !
 
My wife has had two students named Samaj.

James backwards.
 
Almost forgot... Went to grade school with April May, and to college with Summer Love. When the teacher read off the roster the first day I about broke my neck turning to see who it was :D
 
ab7fh said:
Almost forgot... Went to grade school with April May, and to college with Summer Love. When the teacher read off the roster the first day I about broke my neck turning to see who it was :D
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are you from Mass? those both ring a bell. I remember a girl named Spring Horn in high school.
 
A co-worker named Simmers married a man named Boils and hyphenated her name-

Diane Simmers-Boils

Cute.

Local traffic reporter- Sharon Peters.

Local car salesman in TV ads, last name Fink. Think I'd change that.

Bernie Madeoff. really?
 
my uncle was telling us about an Asian kid he supposedly went to school with - Fuk Yu... sounded like a true story too, told us how he got beat up by the other kids ALL the time and harassed HARD by the police... "what's your name son?" - "uh, Fuk Yu sir".. yea.....
 
There was an employee at my work named Sunshine.
 
ScampMike said:
my uncle was telling us about an Asian kid he supposedly went to school with - Fuk Yu... sounded like a true story too, told us how he got beat up by the other kids ALL the time and harassed HARD by the police... "what's your name son?" - "uh, Fuk Yu sir".. yea.....
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waiting on the youtube clip
 
We have a plant nursery here that has a big sign on I-4 interstate and it reads FUCH LEE Plant nursery. I'm going to try and get a picture and post it in the next few days
 
One site I worked at had a receptionist and a secretary named-

Candy and Cookie.

Asian finance guy named Le Wei (lee way)

I went to school with Reb Cocayne.

That is a HARD *** name.
 
Worked at a plant with a guy named "Dick Finger". The man DID NOT want to be called Richard.

Just had a service meeting in Boston at my company's corporate headquarters. They had PowerPoint presentations with names like "King Poon" and if that's not bad enough (I almost erupted in uncontrolled laughter) Harry Wang. These are all real names!
 
Have a customer named rong Carr. First time he tried to get an oil change a fellow coworker couldn't figure it out. What we picked up the wrong car. Hahaha
 
I struck up a conversation with an African woman...

We really clicked....
 
One I have seen quite a bit lately is Liam or as I say Mail spelled bakard. Yall be axin da wrong questions.
 
Many years ago I had to call an insurance company secretary to book in an assessment. I would only spell the clients name and told the sec if she wanted to have a go at pronouncing it, it was her call. Her name was Mrs Kuntish! Well the sec coughed a few times and said we will leave that one alone. The client pronounced it with a "ooh" not with a "ah".
 
When my daughter was born, she had jaundice. There she was small, round, and yellow...

We named her "Melanie"....
 
I have a friend, Reg Dyck, wife's name Anita.
A sales rep we used to see was named Mike Hunter. Always had trouble when I spoke to his receptionist.
 
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