the "wellness exam" - for us old people

when you get 65 and on medicare, they want ya to have a wellness exam. the local doc looks down ya throat at ya tonsils ( long gone), and listens to ya breath ( to see if ya still alive), takes blood for testing, that I see as valuable, ...... BUT before ya go into see the doc, ya fill out a "questionnaire". this is the funny-ish part. it asks if ya depressed. if when ya go grocery shopping how many times ya get lost on way back home. how many times ya forget ya name. if you could not light the stove,... IS there someone there to help ya.? then it asks how many times did I fall last year???? mulitiple answers, a,b,c,d. none, 2,5, OR can't remember.
so I try to answer all these questions. I figure the doc gets paid on me filling it out.and, I want to give him my little co pay. it all adds up. right?
so, question #5: how many times did I fall? huh??? off what????.... of my horse.? off the tractor,? trip over my friggin boots? off the couch ?? ( o k so I had a margarita or 2), off the bed ( O K SO THE LITTLE DOGS hog IT UP LEAVING ME WITH LITTLE). off the roof cleaning out the wood stove's flue?
so explain to the doc maybe the gov ment needs to do better job writing their questionnaire. and its the same every year. I remember all those questions.