the "wellness exam" - for us old people

Guns? No guns, traded them all in for flamethrowers, bazookas, and more effective armaments.
:wtf:
Next you're going to ask whether I have safe fuses or fire-trap circuit breakers?
Let me ask you, doc, if your car has obstructed rear vision by design, or whether you have ever taken "mood modification" prescription drugs.

Seriously? I may just be getting too old to live in this world.
Maybe they are worried about whether the guns are well maintained and healthy!
But they aren't listed as dependents on the insurance anyway...
I'm having a serious disconnect with modern refusal to let anyone maintain their personal responsibility and integrity.