You might be an Ahole test.

OH, I gotta tell ya this.
I was riding in my Dad's truck with him one evening when we came down a street with three guys standing about 1/3 out in the road (almost half way across our lane) as we were coming down the street my Dad honked the horn and the one guy farthest out in the street flipped him off and tuned around continuing to BS with his buddies.
The truck had those trailer/towing mirrors on it and he clipped that dude right across the back with one of those mirrors and when the guy got up yelling and screaming my Dad just stuck his middle finger up in the back window.

Probably partially where I got my own attitude from maybe? :D
His favorite saying was you got to pay if your going to play.
He is gone now but was a 6 foot 4 inch 275 pound prison guard with arms the size of your waist, a foo man choo mustache and shaved head.
Nice as hell unless you messed with him.