You might be an Ahole test.

oh, hey you guys know what really annoys me?

thost stupid "children at play" signs granola moms put out in the middle of the road

like it is MY job to watch out for your spawn?
how bout this, train them NOT TO PLAY IN THE ROAD ?
Putting private signage in the road is illegal anyway.
We have a retired ex cop in the neighborhood that decided all on his own that 15 was the new speed limit on the street instead of the posted 25 by the city.
He used to call the police on me for running his signs over until the officers told him he was violating a city ordinance and if he did it again they were going to fine him.
He doesn't like me very much for some reason. :D