You might be an Ahole test.

I was driving the 72 Dart beater when a BMW a-hole swerved into my lane on a city street, looked like his steering gear malfunctioned and he had run into the curb on my side.
I was happy he got "docked" safely, so I continued on. As I passed him, he backed out into my passenger side rear door and quarter panel, ripping the S**t out of his plasti-bumper, leaving minor scrapes on the Dart. He was making some kind of U-turn in crowded city traffic because he was better than dozens of others in slow congested traffic. I advised him he was out of luck, and would have a hard time explaining this to his insurance company how he had backed into oncoming traffic without ensuring there was no oncoming traffic while making an illegal U turn.
Funny I haven't heard of him since then.
Worth the battle scars on my Dart.