PokemonGo already causing Deaths

ramenth said
I don't want to sound like an *** when I point this out, but if you follow the trail on the story in the OP, it didn't happen.

It was originally "published" by a site with a disclaimer that everything they put online is satire.

Then they shouldn't try writing satire if they haven't any talent for wit.
At least with the Onion, there's a few yucks along the way.