They just don't "come" any dumber than this (CL)

Not around here and not by the time you tow / haul it and the labor you spend getting it apart. There's lots of crap that are garbage, and you have to haul that to the local transfer station, no fun at all.

I could truck that thing right on down to our local scrap yard and they would weigh it up and cut me a check. They would take every single bit of it. I wouldn't have to separate a thing. ........BUT, as you say, it takes some labor to get it there.