OBO

I have one shed,(10 x 20 x 7high) crammed full and overflowing into my newly built garage, of the finest sbm/A-body Mopar junk you may ever see. My buy it now price is $20,000.Can. Come down, take your own steenking pictures. This offer good for 30 days only. First guy to put the cash in my hands gets it. You will need a very long enclosed 5th wheel trailer, and two or three helpers. If you show up in 7 days, I will throw in a rusty hulk of a 68 383 FormulaS car with the vin and original engine block.You can try and low-ball me, but if I see you pull in with the trailer;good luck. If you can't get it loaded before dark, I might let you sleep in the garage.There is no lavatory in there, so leave the beer for tomorrow. BYO sleeping bags.
If you show up on day 31, you will be greeted by my wife and her shotgun, unless I can clearly see the green.She can't shoot worth chit so you have a couple of seconds to speak.
How's that for an add?