OBO

I have one shed,(10 x 20 x 7high) crammed full and overflowing into my newly built garage, of the finest sbm/A-body Mopar junk you may ever see. My buy it now price is $20,000.Can. Come down, take your own steenking pictures. This offer good for 30 days. First guy to put the cash in my hands gets it. You will need a very long enclosed 5th wheel trailer, and two or three helpers. If you show up in 7 days, I will throw in a rusty hulk of a 68 383 FormulaS car with the vin and original engine block.You can try and low-ball me, but if I see you pull in with the trailer;good luck. If you can't get it loaded before dark, I might let you sleep in the garage.There is no lavatory in there, so leave the beer for tomorrow. BYO sleeping bags.
How's that for an add?
lol

If I wait 31 days will you take $5k and help load? lol I only have a 5x8 so it might take several days and my help might have run off by then.