Does your car make people cry?

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TrailBeast

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What's up with that?
One night not long ago I started into a line locked burn out on a lightly wet concrete surface and ran it up to about 3,500RPM's and hit second then took it to 5k and three people took off running and one woman had her hands over her face crying.
My Grand kids cry and run into corners of the room in panic when I start it out front.
Heck it ain't that loud.

I think I live around a bunch of sissies. :D
 
My high school car would make me cry in any drive through, It was cammed, headered, idled really rich and had a hole in the exhaust! If I only knew.......
 
Yes,but mostly kids who though thier imports were fast though
 
I recently was having some new windows installed by a man and his son. He needed to go thru the garage where the Dart was sitting. He was a former gearhead about 60 some in his years. He was admiring the Dart. I said, "Do you want me to start it?" He said, "Oh please don't, I will just get sick." Knowing that he really loved the car, I started it for him anyway and really enjoyed it! Rumpity, Rumpity, Rumpity...
 
My car makes me cry. I cry cuz the sheet metal don't last forever,and she's no longer as pretty as she once was. And I cry cuz the thought of spending money on sheet metal won't make it go any faster. And I cry cuz I know if I don't fix it I might never drive it again. And I cry cuz I told the kids they would have to bury me in that old girl, and now I see the car dying right before my eyes; so how much longer before I look like that? And I cry cuz our time on this earth is so short.
 
Mine did.
After fourteen years of dedicated restoration efforts, the first time that bad azz ***** fired up had me crying like a baby.
 
I don't know if they cry. But, every time I pass by a couple, the old lady gives me the nose in the air disturbed look and the guy gives me the thumbs up.
my theory is, he is tired of driving the mini van and she always wanted a dude like me. lol
probably make the dude cry and her pee her panties. fact !
 
My car has made many things cry. Namely car alarms. Just idling by and they will give that warning beep beep. Give it a little gas and there goes the neighbourhood.

It makes ricer kids cry as I fry the tires at will up to 6K+ RPM. Nothing better than rolling beside them, hearing their little fart exhaust as they start to give it gas. Mashing the pedal and laying rubber for the next 100 feet as you rip past them.

It makes my buddies neighbour cry anytime I fire it up. Apparently after the last time I left his place late at night the neighbour came over the next day yelling "I'm gunna call the cops on your buddy! His car is too loud! You guys are waking up the whole neighbourhood!" etc etc. Nevermind that he's the only guy to ever complain. And I don't get above 1500 RPM when leaving a residential neighbourhood at night because I have respect for other people. In my own neighbourhood I've got nothing but compliments on it. I told my buddy that next time his neighbour complains, he can come tell me directly like a man.

And it makes me cry every time I have to buy anything for it!
 
not that I have ever seen - but one guy really did get goosebumps when he saw it a couple of Sundays ago - as I fired it up to leave a "cars and coffee" meet he walked up to me and showed me his arm - it was pretty funny really.
 
not that I have ever seen - but one guy really did get goosebumps when he saw it a couple of Sundays ago - as I fired it up to leave a "cars and coffee" meet he walked up to me and showed me his arm - it was pretty funny really.
I changed out the ford relay for a chrysler relay, so I`d have a neutral starter switch that worked, and ran the 505 for about 20 min. in the garage- it made me cry, well there were tears from exhaust anyway!
 
I changed out the ford relay for a chrysler relay, so I`d have a neutral starter switch that worked, and ran the 505 for about 20 min. in the garage- it made me cry, well there were tears from exhaust anyway!
sounds like when I first stared mine after this past winters' rebuild - thankfully I opened the garage door or it would have been UGLY... even then I should have had a mask and frekkin goggles on! LOL - to say it ran rich would be an understatement..
 
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The first time my oldest son hear the Polara start up he screamed and held his hands over his ears and then started crying.He was maybe 2 or 3 then.He is 6 now and says "when are we going to ride in Dodge again"?
My answer,when it isn't 95 degrees and humid son.
 
That's what i told my exhaust guy when he asked "how loud do you want it?" i said i want to make small children cry!!!!! He did it!!! My motto is If you can't hear it it ain't worth having!!!!!!
 
That's what i told my exhaust guy when he asked "how loud do you want it?" i said i want to make small children cry!!!!! He did it!!! My motto is If you can't hear it it ain't worth having!!!!!!
Absolutely!
 
Mine makes me cry since i dont have the time to finish it, and drive it. Todays photo a sad sight to behold.

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That's what i told my exhaust guy when he asked "how loud do you want it?" i said i want to make small children cry!!!!! He did it!!! My motto is If you can't hear it it ain't worth having!!!!!!

I pick my boy up from school in the duster just about every day
its always a blast to see little girls cover their ears when that 408 roars to life
 
When I lived in NYC, I would occasionally roll my Fuel Altered out in front of the house and do whomps and chirpies.
Many tears on my block back then..not many of joy, though
 
Hopeing when I get mine up and running it will make people cry since most won't keep up with it lol, course I do live in Cali so everyone can keep up with me since there's always traffic
 
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