Dipstick won't go back in

Since it would be so easy I'll let it go. :D

Just pull the dang tube, kick it's *** and put it back in.
Show it who's boss.
wow! a lot of remarks , but no help, even tho some were funny as h--l. bend the dipstick w/ pliers a hair toward the inside of the engine. does it have a windage tray in it? could be hanging up on it, a stud girdle, or even the pan gasket.---ask me how I know !