I dated this girl. She was half polish. Was a real riot when she was drunk. Did gymnastics for 12+ years. So the drunker she got the more acrobatic she got. But being part polish, she couldn't leave a single penny on the floor if she spotted it. Was out at the bar with her one night and saw her pick a nickel up off the sticky dance floor and she was smiling and happy about it! I bugged her about it all night. After that I made sure I always had a pocket full of nickles/dimes/quarters to throw on the ground when she was drinking. Nothing more entertaining then watching a drunk gymnastic girl do some crazy bend to peel a nickel off the sticky bar room floor.
