Favorite alcoholic beverage

heres my favorite . you take 5 gal of burnt honey mix in 10 gal of warm water stir until the honey dissolves mix in 1 pak of distillers yeast wait 5 or 6 days then I pour it in a secret magic machine wait a short time and out comes my favorite drink and it has many other uses like fuel and cleaner and also a good disinfectant .