How the hell do these go together?

Just chkd Hellmans site lol. No difference really between the Hellmans mayo and the olive oil version. Only difference I see is the olive oil.
Miracle whip doesn't even say "mayo" on it. I believe it just says "salad dressing"
Olive oil version better be real or next yer gonna tell me there is no Santa Claus....
Actually, that jar in the picture isn't "real mayo" according to the US FDA definition and it is called "Mayonnaise Dressing" here by law.



I noticed that on your jar it is labeled as 'mayonnaise' but that's because the Canadian definition of the composition is different than the US. I can only imagine what the 'fake' stuff up there really is...probably far lighter than our 'mayonnaise dressing' definition and probably more like our "Miracle Whip" dressing is...