How the hell do these go together?

you know that Sally and Johnny joke that ends with - "that's not my finger".... :lol:

Well, I can tell winter is here and we all have a bit of "cabin fever".
I'm currently scratching my head (?) and trying to decided which job I want to accomplish today with the cold weather that arrived last night down here. I've got cold fingers and I'm procrastinating by typing. So it's your fault.

might not be the finger, but where it's been. lol

Exactly.
The finger has been in the cheap hydrogenated peanut butter that I keep to bait the mouse traps.