In case of stuck lugnuts

Geez, you guys are tough! I'll bet the idiom "bitching about a cloud in heaven" was inspired by some grumpy guy on FABO!
OK so I should have put more LOLs in my post. I meant to laugh it off, not jerk it off.
So... Once upon a time ( 40 years ago this week ) I was driving through a apartment complex ( visiting a girl ) when I saw something too strange to comprehend or to ever forget. There was a Chevelle on a bumper jack, wheel removed, and a little Jack Russell like mutt standing there licking the left rear brake drum.
Long story short... the drum was stuck to the center register. The owner had reheated some old kitchen/bacon grease and poured it on there. Yeah it was winter and yeah the stuff gelled right up on the cold cast iron.