How to fix a black painted grille?

"There are MANY tricks to redoing these Grilles that you will never learn, trust me.
Removing the anodizing alone is enough to exhaust you into oblivion.
And you will NEVER in a million years get my results."

It's a little thing called Pride and the ability to do it yourself. We might not achieve what some professional can do but then we don't have to pay out the butt to do it ourselves. With your smug 'tude, I don't think I could afford ya.