building pole barns in the sky

I'd have it where someone would have to drive by my house before they reached my toy bin. To easy to get robbed and have no idea it happened cause they can reach it first and its out of the way from the house. Sure I'm paranoid but ppl don't steal from me for a reason. A lil crazy helps just not Harley quinn crazy but close lol.
Biggest u can afford would be best. A loft up top at least would be great along with a small bathroom. I'd also have have some overhead pallets and find a cheap forklift. U may not use the lift often but when u don't u will be happy u got it.
Don't forget the stripper pole