Stop in for a cup of coffee

My day had an f'd up start to it. At 4:30 this morning, some drunken black woman was ringing our doorbell about a dozen times and rattling the door knob. No way was I going to go open it so I opened the upstairs window (my HK P30 in my hand) and screamed "WHAT!"

She kept asking if this was my address and if Brian was here (nephew of the previous owner). I finally yelled at her that there is NO F'n Brian here, go the F away! She just stared at me and stumbled back to her car parked on the street and drove away.

Freaking moron. Christmas morning at 4:30 am and she's a half step from being suddenly stricken with an acute case of lead poisoning. WTF?