Where's my wallet?!?!? CL crack smoker with a Valiant

The Club made me laugh so hard Heineken came out my nose.

My favorite part. -
"Trans won't shift out of 1st gear. Less than 30 thousand miles.
Everything else is great!"

Yea, because the trans is eating itself and debri has the 1-2 shift valve stuck in it's bore.
Disintegrating planetary gears can do that. :D