What happens when you're an asshole

I don't find it funny that his car got hit !
I think it's a bummer no matter if he is an asshole or not !
I don't wish that on him or his car !
I don't like d-bags like him anymore then the next guy , but would rather have him step in a pile , or have a bird drop one on him then seeing his car get wrecked !
Oh don't fret guy, the old buzzard had a fresh sliver paint job, probably over rust holes everywhere being its home is next to the pacific ocean.
Two idiots trolling in a sugar coated rust bucket. It's wild how many people take offence to a story, as if they were there and or if the character description somehow resembling/sharing similarities with them were intended to directly insult them.