What happens when you're an asshole

It is kind of funny if you take these terms literally. To call a person an asshole, I think of something that is puckered, slightly hairy and stinky. Calling a man a pussy seems strange too. Every straight guy likes them. We all want to be around them yet when a man can't go out with his buddies, he is accused of being one. Oh, and calling a man a dick? Okay, so that is like saying that YOU get taller when you are excited and are capable of giving life and pleasure.....Sounds okay to me.