What happens when you're an asshole

I wish i were an asshole.
They get all of the attention and i get none.
Nobody likes me.
Nobody cares about what i say or my feelings anyway.
Maybe i'll drink a case of beer and cry myself to sleep.
I guess i'm a 54 year old little *****.

Who would you rather talk to?
An asshole like you described, or a little *****?

Both are annoying in their own way.
Hey man, roll with the punches.
The most important thing is the fun you have with your car, the pride of ownership and screw what other people say, think, or do.........
You'll be a lot better off!
(A sense of humor goes a long way too!)