My Aunt was doing some Christmas shopping one day and left the trunk open in the driveway while she carried things into the house.
She came out and 2 of the boxes were gone, so she filled a box with dog **** and left it in the trunk with the lid open.
About an hour later she went out and it was gone.
Nobody ever said a word of course, but we always wondered who got it and what they thought about it.
She tried to give away a completely functional refrigerator by setting it out on the curb with a "Free" sign on it, but it sat there for three days until she chained it to the telephone pole at the edge of the driveway.
Chain was cut and it was gone the next morning when she got up.